" number two "

 [ "number two" ]

1: evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

  * e.g.,  ... Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two? 

 [ "number two" ]

1: n. defecation

  * e.g.,  ... I gotta go do a number two. 

 [ "number two" ]

1: an act of defacation, a bowel movement

  * e.g.,  ... Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two. 

 [ "number two" ]

1: The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

  * e.g.,  ... Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two. 

 [ "number two" ]

1: Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.

  * e.g.,  ... "Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two." 

 [ "number two" ]

1: number two is a stupid cock fag jacob

  * e.g.,  ... max bevis is jacob number two 

 [ "Number two" ]

1: Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

  * e.g.,  ... Are you going to the toilet to do a number two? 

 [ "Number two" ]

1: Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate. Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.

  * e.g.,  ... Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants. 

 [ "Number Twos" ]

1: Slang for "Peace." Number Twos is a hand peace sign. Also, "Deuces."

  * e.g.,  ... Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!" 

 [ "Number Twos" ]

2: Also, "Two fingers in the air."

 [ "Number Two" ]

1: An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, you are such a Number Two.